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Hann / September 13, 2007

Welcome to the first post of the rest of my life (I’ve obviously blogged before, but this is the first post of the rest of my life in this blog).

I don’t know what to say in this first post, but it definitely should be memorable.

I am Emo Chicken Ball and I just want to cut my flesh.
Under the surface of my skin, there is chicken breast meat.
Dip me in sweet and sour sauce and bite on my decaying corpse tonight.
I am dripping with grease,
And I need to be punished by the sweet demise between your teeth.
Swallow me whole and digest me, you’ll want to get another one.
I am jealous of my successor.

Emo Chicken Balls

Was that memorable enough? I call it, Emo Chicken Ball Meets His Sweet And Sour Death. The next chart-topping single from My Chinese Chemical Romance. Hahaha.

I am dumb, but you love it. 🙂

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  1. Hann Chong says

    September 14, 2007 at 06:02

    My first comment should be from myself! I are special! Woo-hoo!

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