That’s why I’m making this second post.
So, I’m a Technical Analyst at CVRD Inco, but I don’t work for the company itself, I work through a contractor. It sucks when you’re the only contractor in an entire department. When I look at the tag board, my tag is the only one that’s yellow (which is somewhat appropriate, since I actually AM yellow).
What does it mean to be a Technical Analyst? Nothing. It’s a fancy word for server bitch boy. Anything to do with the servers comes to me. Even menial tech work comes to me from time to time. Those executives are too impatient to open a service case with the help desk.
But, I digress. Regardless of that, I love my job right now. I’ve been busy these past few days, and even so, I still had enough time to create this blog from scratch. I am teh awesome (sic).
By nature, I’m an impulse buyer. I think I get that from my mom. But last month, I got sick and tired of being in debt, and I wanted to have money in the bank as well, so I sat down and churned out a projected budget plan for the next two years. I eventually want to only have a mortgage and a car loan as my debts. It’s been almost half a month, and I haven’t spent a penny that I’ve earned from my main job. However, in the evenings, I work at my parents’ Chinese restaurant (we’re living the clichéd Chink life) and make deliveries to earn some side income for spending money, which I use on essentials like health and hygiene products, blank discs, and the occasional video game. I have almost every console from this generation, a by-product of my spending days, which I’m thankful for, because at least I have something to show for it.
Okay, I’m sure that the ladies can’t wait for me to get to this part. I am single. BUT – I’m not looking right now. A person in debt is further weighed down by a significant other. I don’t know if anybody actually said that, but I made that up on the fly. If I want to realize my goal of having money in the bank with a mortgage and car loan, I have to make sacrifices. So, unfortunately, the only woman for me right now is Vikki Blows from Essex, who was just in the latest UK version of FHM. Oh, and 蒼井そら. She’s a Japanese porn starlet. Yes, I’m bigamous, but that’s because they’re FANTASIES.
I still live at home with my parents. I’m the eldest son, so it’s my responsibility to take care of my parents when they get older, and they’re getting there fast. That’s why I want to buy a house. Then I’ll be a guy whose parents live with him. Didn’t know that? Come on, brush up on your culture. The Chinese may suck, but at least they have a good family model. Better yet, we’re Canadian, because if we were in China, we would’ve broken up after the first week because, let’s face it – if it says, “Made in China”, it’s definitely not built for longevity.
Oh, yeah, and to throw a monkey wrench into your plans, ladies – if you want to get with me, you’d better get along with my family, because they are #1 in my life. Don’t worry, my dad is crazy, my aunt makes jewelry, but my mom is super cool.
Oh, and for the curious – my friends are #2, and Dennis is #3. Hah! 🙂