See what I did there? Gourds are tasty. But this entry isn’t about gourds. No, sirree.
My nose kept bleeding last Thursday after work. I had to take Friday off to go to the clinic and recover from all the blood loss I endured. Thankfully, my Dad got me Secaris (a cheap knock-off of neosporin/polysporin) to help block it and moisturize my inner nostrils. Better than super glue, I say. The doctor at the clinic diagnosed me with a sinus infection and prescribed me with amoxicillin. I love that stuff, the liquid version tastes like banana! Yum! However, when I went to the pharmacy, they recommended the chewable tablets, which were supposed to be cherry flavor. So, I decided to try it out for fun. What a big mistake!! It tastes like cherry with a banana aftertaste. Not that it’s a bad thing, but… it IS. Why would cherries have a banana aftertaste??? It’s like playing the final boss in Legend of Zelda and getting Super Mario’s I’m-sorry-but-your-princess-is-in-another-castle ending. Or a guy disguised as a girl.
Anyway, I’ve been sick, which explains why my previous post was late. I don’t know if I’m getting better or not, though.
On another note: this morning, I was brushing my teeth and Bad Romance popped into my head for some strange reason. So, when I was rinsing my mouth, I gargled to the tune of Bad Romance.
Lady Gargle. Wait for it; it’s going to be a thing. Maybe.