Oh no, by visiting this page, your computer has started hemorrhaging cake frosting internally and taken down the World Wide Web’s vital organs! Transformers are at war with the Zerg over who is better at eating Coffee Crisp, and the Chinese dragon population in Amsterdam has descended into complete anarchy!!
Just kidding.
Now that you’ve had a taste of my randomness, I bet you’re wondering why the ChickenBall crossed the road. There’s only one simple answer: 385 EXP.