Why ChickenBall?

I worked at RadioShack from 2002 to 2004. I started out as the lowly Sales Associate and made it up to the half-lowly Assistant Manager. After Christmas in my first year, Lee and I lost all our fellow associates and we were flying solo for a month until we got some new hirelings. One of those hirelings was Dennis.

Like many people before him, Dennis learned that I had an affinity for slamming Chinese people, even though I’m one myself. He found it amusing. At times, the guys may have gone a bit too far (it’s a thin line between comedy and insults), and it was at that time (shortly after Chad was hired) that Dennis gave me the nickname, “ChickenBall”. Cue angelic voices.

And he doth bestowed upon me,
Thine righteous and virtuous title,
ChickenBall.
And it shalt be revered through all eternity,
The end.