May 20, 2012

I have no respect for people who colloquially use the word, “shorty”.

It is the most nonsensical (read: idiotic) slang word I’ve ever heard in the English language.

7 Eleven > GameStop?

You would think that GameStop, one of the biggest retailer chains of video games, would carry game cards for League of Legends, one of the most popular MOBA games in the worlds, but they didn’t. 7 Eleven did. Is that a win or a fail? I cannot decide.

Reusable grocery bags should have shorter handles.

It would be nice for us vertically challenged folks not to knuckle-drag our groceries. Just saying.

Cleaning house on Labor Day.

Today seemed to be the best time to clean up and tidy the house while listening to the StarCraft II soundtrack. The parents then complained because it was too loud. For crying out loud, I was cleaning without being asked. I tell you; give somebody an inch… amirite??

Canada keyboards for laptops suck.

Seriously, Canada. Why do our laptop keyboards suck so hard? US keyboards FTW.