February 22, 2012

Mom and AM can’t pronounce “sword”.

I think this may be true of all Chinese people, at least the Cantonese-speaking ones. Seriously, ask a Cantonese speaker you know to say “sword”, and it will seem like they’re incorrectly hooked on phonics! Esmond and I had to explain for several minutes to Mom and AM that the “w” was silent. We even [...]

Welcome to the first post of the rest of my life (I’ve obviously blogged before, but this is the first post of the rest of my life in this blog).

I don’t know what to say in this first post, but it definitely should be memorable. I am Emo Chicken Ball and I just want to cut my flesh. Under the surface of my skin, there is chicken breast meat. Dip me in sweet and sour sauce and bite on my decaying corpse tonight. I [...]